sábado, 12 de julio de 2025

martes, 20 de mayo de 2025

RXM

    Rosemary era una furra solitaria de la escuela Silver Foxes High School, era una furrita emo y triste y queria acompañia pero en eso ve una brillante clava y que olia a moras, boltea y es mr moño, se enamoro perdidamente de el pero el ya tenia novio que era mr grifo, ella lo mato y le confeso todos sus sentimientos a moño pero el no la quiso, asi que lo secuestro y se lo llevo a su casa y lo obligo a que la quisiera y tuvieron muchos hijos pelones asi que olian a moritas y vivieron muy felices para siempre.

-John Lemon

RXV

    Habia una vez una niña muy chiquita asi tamaño minion. Esta escuincla del mal se llamaba Vianney y tenia un crush enorme en la emo edgy de Rosemary. Un dia, cito a Rosemary atras de la escuela para asi confesarle su amor profundo y apasionado. Vianey le compro un peluche y una caja de chocolates magicos. Rosemary la acepto y le dio muchos besos y abrazos. Tuvieron mil hijos asi por todos lados muy chido. 

-John Lemon

viernes, 25 de abril de 2025

Suicide Hotline

    Can't way for the day that I grow older and I get my own house and sit in the couch in front of the TV playing some stupid show.  I would hold my phone with one hand, and with the other a cup of cheap red wine. The TV would go to commercials and my mind would go blank. There are so many reasons why I shouldn't even be here anymore. 

    I would have no friends as most of my friends are with me for pity. No family that looks out for me as they all hate me for past mistakes. I been missing for a year and no body is looking. Last hours wasted on getting drunk and watching stupid TV realities. 

    I would look at the ceiling at reflect on all my past choices. All the people I decided to cut out. All the therapy sessions that I disregarded. All the time wasted in a job I don't even like. All my life now seems useless considering how its all going to end. Wasting so much on a wasted life. Wondering if anything was ever worth it.

    Perhaps in another life I had a better ending. Maybe I was kidnap and torture to dead because of my ideals. Perhaps I died in the war I started. Maybe I died in a car crush after a man decided to drive while intoxicated. Any dead that actually means something. Any form of dying that would at least be published in the news. Instead, I'm gonna put a fucking slug in my head. 


    I take a quick look at the gun sitting by the TV stand. Finally making the decision to call the forbidden number.

-"Suicide Hotline, may I help you?"

-John Lemon